Here's a possible prank for April Fools' Day: The Oregonian/OregonLive could post a story about how J.J. Abrams has announced that he's making a movie based on the mysterious Forest Grove noise. Nah.

All straphangers get annoyed by the screeching, screaming sound of subways roaring down the track at one point or another, but that doesn't keep many from keeping far from the yellow line. Step back, ...